Sunday, March 2, 2014

Pick Up Lines (if you're married to a car guy)

♥ At a Stoplight: I don't need my LED headlamps on to see that you are the most beautiful girl on the road.
♥ Taking Her Home: You never have to worry about me moving too fast, my F-150 taught me a lot about adaptive cruise control.
♥  Going in For the Kiss: I think I just heard my collision warning alarm go off.
♥  Giving Directions: I hate to admit this, but I have to use my Ford SYNC navigation because I just got lost in your eyes.
♥  Parallel Parking:  If I didn't know better, I'd say your beauty has my head spinning, but I think it might just be the 360-degree birds-eye view camera.

Luckily I'm a car girl! ;-)

3 comments:

Our family said...

so, do you "torque" for your car guy, miley Cyrus style?

LL said...

Hahahaha!!

More Bacon said...

Just so sexy . . .